Monday, 31 January 2011
A super strong, multi layer, spear proof hat
It would be many years before I was really able to understand the true might of this man. Brunel towered above his peers, measuring six foot plus, he was an imposing figure and no mistake. However, its only recently that the the full extent of Brunel's quest for power and prestige has been relieved. Scientific evidence has recently proved beyond reasonable doubt that Brunel was in fact a person of restricted growth, a PORG if you will.
For years this could never be accepted, clearly photographic proof shows Brunel towering skyward. However, upon closer examination and with the aid of modern technology we are now able to identify that only three foot two inches of Brunel's six foot frame, was in fact Brunel. The rest was made up of super strong, multi layer, spear proof hat. In latter years this revolutionary material would be used to build the mighty codpiece that would protect Walt Disney's family jewels in the now infamous mouse attack of 53.
Nevertheless Brunel was a great man, Walt Disney may well have been also.
Posted by Dobbo at 11:12 pm